When I am off from work I run early in the mornings. I especially enjoy running early on the weekdays, because the trail I run has far fewer people cluttering up the path. The only down side is the road crew that I have to cross as the trail is interrupted by a road that is being widened.
I dislike the weekend runs on the trail. There are more people on the trail and 99% of them are fat walkers. I know, at least they are off the sofa and actually moving. However, when did the mere act of walking count as real exercise? This makes me think that if these land masses in sweatpants did not walk around the track once a week they would never have any use for their stubby legs. I mean I walk miles on my job and just walking on my day off is not gonna break a sweat.
I guess my real problem with the chubby waddlers is that they always seem to walk in pairs and side by side. This causes their wide bodies to obscure and passing lanes as I am running. I cannot tell you how many times I have had to leave the the trail and pass their wide bodies on the grass. It makes me furious! And I know as soon as these chubby waddlers get home they will dig into a can of frosting as a reward for their hard work.
Another thing that really bothers me on the trail is when dog owners walk their dogs and do not bother to scoop uo the shit. There are several areas on the trail where dogs have left piles and the fat lazy owners have failed to clean up after their pets. It is not the dogs fault. It is the lazy owners.
Hell, even here at this complex there are grassy areas littered with dog shit. Something about Mexicans incapable of cleaning up after animals. My feelings on that are if you cannot clean up after your pet then you do not deserve them.
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