Friday, April 9, 2010

children of the corn ..

Did I mention that some friends are staying with us with their three boys under 10 years old? Now I love my friends and the children, but this is not exactly a child friendly home. Plus, these are parents who turn the children loose to run amuck and this leaves me running behind them saying no an stop.

Over the past few days I have had to remind and re-remind the children the following:
* use a cutting board when cutting on the counter top.
* close the fridge door
* please stop jumping on the stairs at 0600
* don't lock the dog in the closet
*no food or drink allowed outside the kitchen
* If you are going to hit your brother make it hard enough that he doesn't get back up
* please don't attempt to climb out the window to the roof
* don't eat the dog food
* don't play in the toilet
* where the fuck are your parents?

If I ever wanted children before those dreams are crushed now.

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